User blog comment:TheDarkPrinceReturns!/SF jokes/@comment-1652820-20110809190439/@comment-1652820-20110810003457

Haha a friend and I came up with a million of em.

-Roronoa Zorro once lost to Mike Bison at poker. Now he's called Zolo. -Poison once lost at poker to Mike Bison. Now she has a wang. -Catz once lost to Mike Bison at poker. Now all his base are belong to Mike. -Bandit Keith once played a game of Russian Roulette with Mike Bison. Using Keith's finger as the gun. Keith STILL lost. -Helmeppo once lost at poker against Mike Bison. Bison took his pistol, but then felt sorry for him and gave him a hammer. -Ash Ketchum once lost a game of poker against Mike Bison. He woke up next morning with an entire herd of Tauros and no idea how they got there.