Poison/Quotes

This is a list of quotes used by Poison.

Character Select

 * "Let’s go!


 * "I’ll give you the show of a lifetime!"

Match Start

 * "Now, the show’s ready to begin!"

Pandora Activation

 * "Time to get wild!"

Pandora Sacrifice

 * "What the hell?"

Taunt

 * "You don't look so tough."

Victory

 * "I'm not just hotter than you. I also just kicked your ass!"

Street Fighter

 * "Stop worrying so much and learn to live for the moment!"


 * "Fighting guys like you is really a one-night-only kind of deal."


 * "Trying to steal money from your boss... You got guts,I'll give you that. That's all you got, though."


 * "It doesn't matter if you're from the jungle, stupid is just stupid."


 * "You're too delicate, sweetheart. Marks like you make for the perfect sucker."


 * "Now we know who the cool and beautiful one is around here!"


 * "Talk about falling from grace! I used to fear you, but now looking at you just kinda pisses me off."


 * "Not bad for a sideshow. As a fighter, you're completely terrible, though."


 * "Rules and etiquette and crap like that are so boring. I fight how I please!"


 * "Looks like you couldn't handle my rhythm. Try again when you're a little more mature."


 * "Lighten up already. You take yourself way too seriously."


 * "You haven't changed at all. Not necessarily a good thing."


 * "Get a grip, Hugo! If you get beat up in practice, what's gonna happen in a real fight?"


 * "I'm not interested in beating up little girls. Run along and go play with the other children."


 * "I only like pranks if I'm the one pulling them."


 * "That was pathetic! It'll take more than that if you wanna sweep me off my feet!"


 * "You're just like Belger. You guys keep getting your asses kicked, yet you just don't learn!"


 * "Wasn't there a song about this? "Something or the other in the mirror"...?"


 * "Oh. You're still around. You still playing soldier up in the mountains?"


 * "Learn to put your money where your mouth is!"


 * "You got a lotta fans, you know. A real showman never disappoints!"


 * "I hate to admit this, but I'm still kinda shaking in my little boots here."


 * "My, my, aren't you just full of energy? I'll be watching you closely. Heh."
 * "The most beautiful person in the world? Me, of course. You had to ask?"


 * "I thought you were gonna be tougher than that! Color me disappointed."

Tekken

 * "Those Japanese sure do make some realistic robots. Wait, you're not Japanese? And you're not a robot?!"


 * "This is no place for kids to be playing around. Go on, scamper on home."


 * "The overbearing types are such a pain."


 * "Your face just pisses me off. Show it to me again and I'll stomp it in!"


 * "Sorry, I don't know the guy you're looking for."


 * "Old folks should just go off and die in a corner somewhere. Leave the world to us!"


 * "I don't have the time to turn boys into men. Go home and have some of mommy's milk."


 * "What kinda idiot would make such a thing?!"


 * "I'm not gonna be able to put on a show with that! You gotta get into more!"


 * "Hmm... You got the looks, but everything else about you is just too flat." (Versus mode)


 * "Quiet on the outside, a little wild on the inside. I like it!"


 * "Always a pleasure to fight against a famous guy! Been a long time since I've gotten this worked up."


 * "It's almost time for the finisher! And I'm gonna unmask you in front of everyone!"


 * "You'd make for a nice pet. You'd have to pull your own weight financially, of course."


 * "You're so straight-laced. It wouldn't hurt to get a little down and dirty every now and then."


 * "Don't you know how to properly escort a lady? You gotta work on your dating skills..."


 * "I'm too busy for your kiddie games. You wouldn't like what's in my dollhouse anyway."


 * "Just charging in like a bull isn't gonna work! You need to learn how to lure people into your trap..."


 * "I need boys who are made of stronger stuff. My wrestling league has no openings for you."


 * "I'm stronger and more beautiful than you. We didn't need to fight to figure that out, though."


 * "Yeah...now that's how you put on a show! Can you feel the excitement in the air?"


 * "A good-looking monster is still a monster! Get outta my face!" (Versus mode)


 * "In a way, being so one-track-minded is kinda admirable."


 * "You're not half bad. Too bad there weren't more people watching that great fight."


 * "Was that stimulating enough for you? I'll play with you anytime..."


 * "Yeah, yeah, I heard you already. Now, shut up and go home. It's past your bedtime."


 * "If you're a real man, fight with your fists instead of a sword! ...A steel chair is sometimes also acceptable."

Others

 * "How’d you like the taste of my whip? I’ve got more where that came from…"


 * "What a cheeky little cat… I’ll give you a big juicy fish if you stay outta my way…"


 * "Did fighting someone so beautiful get you all worked up? Relax buddy."


 * "I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere before… but, where?"


 * "Talking cats, hah! I must be hungover."

Intro
"Let's have some fun..."

Taunt/Win Pose
Taunts Win Poses
 * 1) "What, you're gonna just stand there?"
 * 2) "Aw poor baby, did you break a nail?"
 * 3) "Put your tongue back, you're drooling."
 * 4) "Sit! Stay."
 * 5) "Is baby scared?"
 * 6) "I know just the thing to help you sleep..."
 * 7) "Come here and take your punishment!"
 * 8) "Come closer, get a better look."
 * 9) "Bet you're happy to see me!"
 * 10) "You think you can take me? You're not the first to make that mistake."
 * "I'm stronger AND hotter than you. You can't compete."
 * "Quit droolin' you creep."
 * "A child could wipe the floor with you!"
 * "A for effort."

Win Quotes

 * "Like my shoes? I guess you got a good view of them while I was kicking you!"


 * "Was that supposed to be a rehearsal or were you serious?"


 * "Satisfied?"


 * "That was pretty fun. Ready for another match?"


 * "Better luck next time!"


 * "If you want to train, do it at home. What a waste of time!"


 * "Nothing to see here! What a bore!"
 * "And to think I came here to scout out new talent. Pathetic!"


 * "Not bad. Work with me, and we can take it to the next level.'"


 * "You enjoy being stepped on?"


 * "Go ahead. Just tell me what you'd like me to do to you..."

Arcade Mode

 * "I can sympathize, but the future is what's important. Not the past."


 * "You can't call yourself a god if you lose to a mortal like me!"


 * "Death matches are fun to watch, but they wreck havoc in the ring."


 * "Boxing and pro wrestling don't mix. Not to mention your other issues..."


 * "Your electrifying style would fit right into my wrestling troupe!"


 * "Cute face, but you don't have the charm to cut it in the ring."


 * "You are earning a good living already. You don't need a job offering from me."


 * "Quit rebelling and join up with me already!"


 * "It's clear you're just in this for the money. No love the game."


 * "You'd make a decent wrestler. How can I contact you? Huh? No address?"


 * "You look kind of sad. Are you all right?"


 * "You've got a flashy style, but music isn't really my bag."


 * "Fancy moves! Would you consider stepping into the ring?"


 * "I've had enough of your advice. I'm not one for formalities."


 * "Sumo isn't different than pro wrestling, is it?"


 * "Dancing needs sensuality to really work. Try again when you’re older, kid!"


 * "Just because my name is Poison doesn’t mean you can serve it to me!"


 * "What a strange fighting style. Are you nuts or somethin'?"


 * "What style! I guess I should expect as much from a famous movie star."


 * "Assassin, huh? Sometime tells me that you wouldn’t really work in wrestling."


 * "You sure can move for an old fart. Did you teach those two their moves?"


 * "If you're half the soldier you appear to be, you're dynamite in the ring!"


 * "You're still a weirdo, but a promise is a promise. Time to join me."


 * "You say you are a CEO? What a happy coincidence! I could use a new sponsor!"


 * "The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Stand up, ya big lug!"


 * "I was a hell raiser like you when I was young. Tee hee..."


 * "Your moves are solid, but you’re not cut out for fan service with that attitude."


 * "Quite the showman. And handsome, too."


 * "It's great that you're so full of energy and all, but do you ever relax?"


 * "Evil crime organization? Been there. Done that."


 * "Even as a heel, you're too evil! You'll scare the audience away."


 * "No more playing soldiers! You’re in my stable from now on!"


 * "I don't believe in your cheap parlor tricks. Hey! Are you reading my mind?"


 * "You've got the trash talking down, but I don't know if you could handle the ring."


 * "Not bad. Ever considered a career in Pro Wrestling?"


 * "You're far too strict and serious to entertain in the ring."


 * "Learning all the moves only by watching? Aren't you the model fan?"


 * "I win! Gimme the prize!"


 * "You’re a little old for wrestling. Your hawk would make a great mascot, though."


 * "Weaker than me and less attractive. What a pity."


 * "I’m not as simple as a brat like you might think!"


 * "Get out of here while you can still run on your own feet, you loudmouthing punk!"


 * "The Red Cyclone is always welcome in my ring. Let me know if you reconsider."

Intro

 * "Can't start the show without the star, right?"

Taunt

 * "Oh, worn out already?"

Versus Mode (Character-Specific)

 * "For someone who wears a leotard, you're waaay too uptight."


 * "Hmm... "Sumo pro-wrestling." That could work!"


 * "You like pain, right? Then you must love my whip."


 * "Ugh. Still trying to play it cool. You'll never make a pro wrestler."