Dan Hibiki/Quotes

This is a list of all the quotes used by Dan Hibiki.

Street Fighter Alpha series

Street Fighter Alpha

• "Don't even try to get up!"

• "For a loser, you did pretty well."

• "Keep your day job!"

• "My dad could beat you, and he's dead!"

Vs. Sagat

Dan: "At last we meet, Sagat!"

Sagat: "Do I know you?"

Dan: "Years ago, you killed my father. Now it's your turn!"

Sagat: "Ah... him. He cost me an eye. Now I will have revenge on his son!"

Street Fighter Alpha 2

Vs. Guy

Guy: "You have some cute moves."

Dan: "What ever!"

Guy: "I'm wandering the earth to become stronger."

Dan: "Well Grasshopper you asked for it."

Vs. Sagat

Dan: "Nice eye, Sagat! Would you like the other one to match?"

Sagat: "The fool who took my eye paid with his life."

Dan: "That was my father, you murderer!"

Sagat: "Tsk! So young to be without a father. Perhaps you should join him."

Street Fighter Alpha 3

Win Quotes

• "Anyone can fight... But no one can show off like I can!"

• "I hate the art of fighting, but I want to be the king of fighters!"

• "Now, you know who's really got the skills!"

• "So, now you know what it feels like to be a total loser!"

• "Sore loser! Don't go around beating inanimate objects!"

• "Yahoo! Don't you just love that phrase? YAHOO! YAHOO! YAHOO!"

• "You can't be a true martial artist without showmanship!"

• "You've never heard of me? Give me a break! I'm Dan Hibiki!"

Vs. Chun-Li

Pre-battle

Chun-Li: "This man who dwells here... He's supposed to be a fighter... There he is! The tip was right! Hey you! You over there!!"

Dan: "Are you talkin' to me? You want my autograph or something?"

Chun-Li: "You're a member of Shadaloo, aren't you? Where's Bison?!"

Dan: "What?! Give me a break! I don't know anything about Shadaloo!"

Post-battle

Chun-Li: "... Ugh... How could I be beaten by such a pathetic style?! Hmph!"

Dan: "I have nothing to do with Shadaloo! What is that, anyway?"

Chun-Li: "YOU! You are under arrest for assaulting an officer!"

Dan: "WHAT?! It's not my fault! YOU attacked ME!! Well, I guess there's just one thing left to do... RUN! Bye!!!"

Chun-Li: "Huh..? Wait a second! Hey! Stop! Come back here!!"

Vs. Sagat

Pre-battle

Dan: "You're better than I thought... Huh?! (Ack!) Sagat!"

Sagat: "You're the kid who pestered me the other day. What do you want?"

Dan: "You are a true loser! I've come a long way to demand something. Learn my Saikyo style so I can teach you to fight!"

Sagat: "You don't know what you're talking about! I won't lose!"

Dan: "You want a lesson from me, and I'll give you one! Let's go!"

Post-battle

Dan: "Yahoo! This is my Saikyo style! I am the real world warrior!! If you want to learn my Saikyo style, just say 'please!' 'Cos I'm the king of the world, I'll be nice and forgive you... If you can't decide now, you know where to find me."

Vs. Balrog

Bison: "Hm Ha Ha Ha Ha... Good... You have defeated Sagat..."

Dan: "Who the heck are you?!"

Bison: "My name is M. Bison. I am the leader of Shadaloo"

Dan: "Shadaloo...? Bison...?! That reminds me! The police were after me! I've been on the run because of you! I'm ready to accept your apology... Or else!!"

Bison: "Did you come all this way for that? Now prepare yourself!"

Vs. M. Bison

Dan: "I just rung that guy's bell! Now it's your turn!!"

Bison: "You defeated Balrog... Impressive... Most impressive! But soon you will kneel before me and call me 'master!!'"

SVC Chaos

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Street Fighter IV series

Match Intro

• "I hope you're ready for a beating!"

Defeat

• "Father!!"

Arcade Mode Intro

Street Fighter IV

Dan: This time, Jimmy... me and you and Sakura, we're getting in and we're gonna show the world just how awesome the Saikyo arts truly are!

Blanka: I don't actually use the Saikyo arts...

Super Street Fighter IV

• "That's right! The Saikyo Dojo is now accepting applicants! Witness the Saikyo Arts as developed by world-famous fighter, Dan Hibiki! Everyone from high school hotties to Brazilian beastmen have benefitted from his awesome instruction! Get in on the ground floor of the hottest martial art ever devised! Dan Hibiki has won fans the world over, earning stardom not just from his skills, but from his incredible good looks and personality! Don't pass up on this chance to take orders directly from this superstar demigod! Act now, and receive a 50% discount on your enrollment fee! But wait! That's not all! Mention this ad when you apply and receive a Saikyo T-shirt and a pair of tree-trimming shears absolutely free! Wear the shirt while you trim trees, and you'll be beating the neighborhood cougars off with a stick! Don't wait! Call to- Uhh... Actually, just drop right on in!"

Rival Cutscene

Sakura

Dan: "Sakura."

Sakura: "Yeah?"

Dan: "Looks like the time has finally come. This is something we fighters must do."

Sakura: "Oh. Ready to go?"

Dan: "I'll make this quick and painless for you, kid!"

Personal Actions

• "Here I come! Hadodah! What's the problem? Don't underestimate me. I'm awesome! Woohoo! Piece of cake! *teeth flash*" (Legendary Taunt)
• "I'm awesome!"
• "Ora, ora!"
• "What's the problem?"
• "Woohoo!"
• "Don't underestimate me."
• "Here I come!"
• "You should be my apprentice!"
• "Put your back into it!"
• "You don't know what real fighting is."
• "Piece of cake!"

Round Win

• "My time has come."
• "I did it, Father!"
• "Behold the glory of Saikyo!"
• "No problem!"

Versus Mode

• "Keep an eye on me, father! I won't let the Saikyo arts down!"
• "No problem!"
• "Underestimating me is a surefire way to get hurt!"
• "Whoever's still standing wins! I almost tripped, but I didn't, so I win!"
• "Yahoo!"
• "Now you have to join my dojo! Just write your name and credit card number here..."
• "Dinner? I usually eat beans right from the can while standing over the sink."
• "For a second, I thought I might lose... Aw, who am I kidding? I was sure of it!"
• "I just thought of a great new taunt! Better write it down before I forget!"
• "I stubbed my toe! You'd better have good insurance, bub!"
• "If you let instant noodles soak long enough, they feel more filling!"

Arcade Mode

Street Fighter IV

• "Hm? I don´t know anybody that looks like you! Honest!"

• "Who let this guy fight? This dude is cheap as hell!"

• "Tell me where you got your haircut so I can remember never to go there."

• "Long time no see, Jimmy! Let´s go grab us some food! Loser pays, OK?"

• "A business woman, huh? This is my job, too! It´s how I put food on the table!"

• "Don´t remember your past? In that case, you were my apprentice! Join me again!"

• "That´s what you get for making fun of Dan the man!"

• "Your endless preaching is gonna put me to sleep!"

• "Are you sure those are real sumo moves?"

• "Whip me up a meal next time! I´ll judge you with my taste buds!"

• "Take that! Who´s the greatest now mister big shot movie star?"

• "I didn´t think an old man like you could dish it out like that!"

• "You look awfully familiar... Hm!? What are you doing here?"

• "Typical lazy government employee!"

• "I won ´cuz I don´t have a girl holding me back like you do!"

• "You´re evil and you laugh like a pervert!"

• "Just because you´re beautiful doesn´t mean I´ll let you walk all over me!"

• "An amateur like you needs like 10,000 light-years of practice to face me!"

• "You try to dress and act like me, but you´re just a freakin´ poseur!"

• "Now I can finally visit my father´s grave without being ashamed..."

• "Now, you understand the full glory of Saikyo Style!"

• "Your moves just aren´t good enough! You oughtta copy Saikyo moves instead!"
• "I hate guys like you! Not sure why, but..."

• "Size isn´t everything! And I´m not just talking about muscles!"

Super Street Fighter IV

• "A family is more of a hassle than you think. You'll need a job an' stuff."

• "You'll never be king unless you move to the Saikyo arts! Wanna give it a try?"

• "That was a close one. My whole life flashed before my eyes. How sad..."

• "Chicks don't dig the whole greed thing, bro. You might wanna think about that."

• "Hey, Jimmy! I'm not getting many applicants lately. I wonder why..."

• "I'm pretty sure hiding devices up your sleeves and in your boots is cheating."

• "You're a friend of Sakura's? That gets you a 50% discount at my dojo!"

• "Interfering with an investigation ? Don't arrest me! I'm too pretty for jail!"

• "I guess being unemployed beats being in prison... You OK, dude? Lighten up!"

• "Your music sucks. That said, I'd take a free CD if you've got any."

• "Dude, you're married?! And you have a kid? You're kidding! For real?!"

• "You rich people make me sick! I drink my tea from a paper cup and I like it!"

• "What was that all about? I've seen sumo before, and that move was not sumo!"

• "Gah! What is this crap?! Somebody bring me a glass of water!"

• "W-w-w-wait! Take it easy, man! You're gonna give yourself an aneurysm!"

• "Remember the Saikyo arts! It blows your style away!"

• "Don't even think of suing me for damages, gramps!"

• "I heard you were dead. Wait a minute... Dude, you're not a ghost, are you?"

• "I think the comfort of a regular income would just cramp my style, bro."

• "Sorry, bro. I'm just driven to punch guys that are more handsome than me."

• "What a waste of good oil! I coulda fried, like, 10 eggs in that!"

• "You need, like, a safety pin for your pants there?"

• "You were tryin' to kill me for real, weren't ya? You're lucky I'm a nice guy."

• "You think you're a real winner, but you didn't win this time, didja, big shot?"

• "Anyone with a secret base or a private army or a house must be pure evil!"

• "If you hang up a plastic sheet to catch rain, be sure to do it from outside!"

• "Aaaahh! Goodbye cruel world! Wait a sec...You mean I won?"

• "Does sleight of hand magic really count as a fighting style? Seriously?"

• "I wish I was a smooth talker like you."

• "Your moves are a convincing imitation, but I'm still stronger!"

• "Father! Did you see that? I finally did it!"

• "Ready to give up? Huh? No, it's cool. We should stop now."

• "That's it! I won! Where's my prize money? Does it come on a giant check?"

• "Not having a place to live sucks. I totally feel your pain, bro!"

• "Handsome dudes really get my goat! Great hair only makes me hate you more! Argh!"

• "Huh? You wanna be stronger than your bro? Well, come to the Saikyo dojo!"

• "You wear that cap to cover up your bald spot, right? Ha ha, I'm onto you!"

• "All your fans are snot nosed kids! I-I'm not jealous or anything..."

Ultra Street Fighter IV

• "Don't you ever cut yourself by accident with that blade thingy?"

• "I underestimated the dancing power. I'll need improve my Saikyo style!"

• "You can shoot Gadoken if you join my school. Not Hadoken. GADOKEN!"

• "I could wrestle on the side. Saikyo Style is all about diversity!"

• "This perfect country of yours...Is it tax exempt? Free utilities, maybe?"

Ending

Street Fighter IV

(Fire comes out of the lab, and Dan is crazily running away)

Dan: (muttering loudly)

(Blanka runs over Dan)

Dan: Jimmy?

Blanka: Fire! FIRE!

Dan: Oh crap!

(Two Hadokens launch into the fire, and the fire gets dissipated. Ryu and Sakura then appear from the back.)

Dan: Hey, you two! Careful! Even with my awesome power, we may not be able to stand up for the next wait. Let's get out of here, quick!

Super Street Fighter IV

Sakura: Hello! What the-!? Hibiki-san! What happened!? Are you OK?

Dan: No one.

Sakura: Hm?

Dan: No new applicants. Not one! And I did that rad commercial and everything! Was it the time slot? 3AM too late? Should I have included some... some miracle detergent or something?

Sakura: Uh... Hibiki-san, you told people to come to the dojo to apply...

Dan: Well, that's not my fault. My phone service got cut.

Sakura: No... I mean you didn't include an address or anything in the commercial. So, exactly how are people supposed to find you?

Dan: ...AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Street Fighter V

Shop descriptions

Alternate outfits (First Wave)

• Alex (Story): "That's supposed to be training clothes, but can also be used as PJs. In other words, they're perfect for a young bachelor's self-indulgent lifestyle!"

• Birdie (Story): "Ah, the old Shadaloo uniform. If you're wearing that, you're probably not too high on the food chain. I mean, the Four Kings don't wear uniforms, do they? And that hair? It's all drooped down."

• Cammy (Story): "Is it me, or does it look like wearing only a jacket to battle would leave the legs cold? Kids these days... But, cold or not, a kick from those boots ruins anyone's day."

• Dhalsim (Story): "I heard Dhalsim considers those his "casual" clothes. If that's casual, what does he wear the rest of the time? Anyway, compared to before, he's got that "all-knowing master" air now, right? Beard and all..."

• F.A.N.G (Story): "According to classified information, that's how he looked like before he joined Shadaloo. He doesn't look too young... And man, those are some huge lapels."

• Guile (Story): "Now that's the Guile I remember! Is it me or does he look happier every time he crouches? Bah! I must be going nuts!"

• Karin (Story): "According to Miss Karin herself, the best part of this outfit is the pendant... Which, of course, bears her family's crest. The Kanzuki Family's self-promotion can sure go far..."

• Ken (Story): "Long time fans sure will recognize the younger Ken. Note the long and beautiful... hairband! I'm sure every fan knows the story behind that hairband!"

• Laura (Story): "She said she wears this outfit when she's just out and about, but then I heard she went over to Russia dressed like this. Wouldn't you catch a cold, or uh, freeze to death or something?"

• M. Bison (Story): "That look makes it look like he just came out of a fight where he lost his sleeves. Maybe they were torn out by his Psycho Power... Mine, by the way, I tore out because they look cool!"

• Nash (Story): "He's pretty dark now, but that's how Nash used to be, always saying it was all too easy and wearing those fake glasses... Why's he still wearing those things, anyway?"

• Necalli (Story): "Okay, this costume makes Necalli look cool and all, but also a bit creepy, right? He looks like some rock spirit or something..."

• R. Mika (Story): "This is one of R. Mika's pro wrestling costumes, designed to be like her idol's. She was so glad to get it she decided it would be a family heirloom!"

• Rashid (Story): "When I asked if the old man had picked those clothes, Rashid said he bought them himself. Okay, but I think he spent a load with those trinkets..."

• Vega (Story): "I'm all for him changing that mask every once in a while, but that one's too eccentric even for him, right? Regardless of how boastful he is of his looks..."

• Zangief (Story): "This costume is for tag matches, and was made to match his tag team partner. Hmm... Maybe I should incorporate some tag team moves in the Saikyo arts..."

Stages

• Air Force Base: "This place brings me back! Wait a minute... Are those crates the same as always?! No way! By the way, I always wondered what's inside them... I think I'll break one to satisfy my curiosity!"